Lionel Asbo
state of England
First Vintage international edition.
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Word Count
63,750 words, Guess
Page Count
255 pages
Identifiers
- Internet Archivelionelasbostateo0000amis
- ISBN-100307948080
- ISBN-100099565684
- ISBN-139780099565680
- ISBN-139780307948083
and 4 more
- OCLC Control Number857656431
- Better World Books9780099565680
- Better World Books9780307948083
- Open LibraryOL28275766M
Classifications
- DDC823/.914
- LCCPR6051.M5 L56 2013
- LCCPR6051.M5L56 2013
Description
Young Desmond Pepperdine desires nothing more than books to read and a girl to love. Unfortunately for him, he is the ward of his uncle, Lionel Asbo (self-named after England's notorious Anti-Social Behaviour Orders), a terrifying yet oddly principled thug who's determined to teach him the joys of pitbulls (fed with lots of Tabasco sauce), internet porn (me love life) and all manner of more serious criminality. But just as Desmond begins to lead a gentler, healthier life, Lionel wins 140 million pounds in the lottery, hires a public relations firm and begins dating a cannily ambitious topless model and poet. Strangely, however, Lionel remains his vicious, weirdly loyal self, while his problems as well as Desmond's seem only to multiply.
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- Lionel Asbo: state of England
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