Lemony Snicket

Description

A Warning from the Publisher: Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following: 1. Who is Lemony? 2. Is there a secret organization I should know about? 3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? 4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? 5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"

First Sentence

Lemony Snicket, author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, the purportedly true chronicles of the Baudelaire children, was reported dead today by anonymous and possibly unreliable sources.

Subjects

Other Editions

• Lemony Snicket: The Unfortunate Life of the Author of 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'HardcoverEgmont Books Ltd2002-08-01
• Lemony SnicketPaperbackHarpercollins2002-01-01
• Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography (A Series of Unfortunate Events)HarperCollins2002-01-01
• Lemony SnicketHarpercollins2002-01-01
• The unauthorized autobiographyHarperCollins2002-01-01
• Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography (A Series of Unfortunate Events)HarperTrophy2003-01-01