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Word Count
41,750 words, Guess
Page Count
167 pages
Identifiers
- Open LibraryOL3374697M
- ISBN-101894663705
- OCLC Control Number55886140
- OCLC Control Numbercertifiable00mcgi
- Library of Congress Control Number2004463627
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- Goodreads3127372
Classifications
- DDC813/.54
- LCCPR9199.3.M42418 C47 2004
Description
In these funny and twisted stories of American culture, David McGimpsey answers questions that have long demanded answer: What does a teacher of ''Elvisology'' teach? What kind of animal is McDonald's Grimace? Did Emily Dickinson and Walt Whitman ever kiss each other? If Fonzie's leather jacket wrote letters -- who would Fonzie's jacket write to? Are there other kinds of nog besides egg nog? Is it better to write for The New Yorker or to have ''developed scripts'' for LA Law? Is there a worse band name than ''The Agoraphobic Wilburys''? And, of course, what parts of the male anatomy best rhyme.
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