It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8)

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Author

Publication

2009 - Scholastic, New York, New York (State)

Language

English

Word Count

32,750 words, Guess

Page Count

131 pages

Identifiers

Internet Archivedeardumbdiaryits00bent
Internet Archiveitsnotmyfaultikn0000bent
ISBN-100439825970
ISBN-139780439825979
Library of Congress Control Number2009277999

and 4 more

OCLC Control Number645867907
OCLC Control Number828027915
Better World Books9780439825979
Open LibraryOL24408008M

Classifications

DDC813.6
LCCPZ7.B447547 It 2009

Alternate Titles

It's not my fault I know everything

Description

New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary! Dear Dumb Diary, I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that." What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart