There is no dog
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Word Count
60,500 words, Guess
Page Count
242 pages
Identifiers
- Internet Archivethereisnodog0000roso_f0v7
- ISBN-100385668295
- ISBN-139780385668293
- OCLC Control Number695980770
- Open LibraryOL32353142M
Classifications
- DDCj813/.6
- LCCPZ7.R719563 Th 2011
Description
When the beautiful Lucy prays to fall in love, God, an irresponsible youth named Bob, chooses to answer her prayer personally, to the dismay of this assistant, Mr. B who must try to clean up the resulting catastrophes.
Description
Meet your unforgettable protagonist: God, who, as it turns out, is a 19-year-old boy living in the present-day and sharing an apartment with his long-suffering fifty-something personal assistant. Unfortunately for the planet, God is lazy and, frankly, hopeless. He created all of the world's species in six days because he couldn't summon the energy to work for longer. He gets Africa and America mixed up. And his beleagured assistant has his work cut out for him when God creates a near-apolcalyptic flood, having fallen asleep without turning the bath off.
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